Monday, November 2, 2009

When the Dog Bites, When the Bee Stings

Why do the soccer ball erasers always suck ass?
I really just want a soccer ball or snoopy or candy bar
eraser that may actually erase something. Is that so much to ask?


Can you judge an empty book by its cover?



Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk


Crushed Bones by Why?
Deftones - Passenger
Bjork - Gling Glo LP


You have to be fluent in German and French to even apply to Grad school for Archaeology.

Old Spice High Edurance Invisible Solid Original Scent Deodorant
Maybe more adjectives next time.

Automated Teller Machine machine?


circumhorizontal arc?
pregenital autoeroticism?


Watch: Poultrygeist
Watch : Un condamné à mort s'est échappé ou Le vent souffle où il veut (A Man Escaped)



Chiharu Shiota
Ed Ruscha
Richard Prince
Jose Parla
Steve Kim
Martin Kippenberger
Sigmar Polke

Every picture of you, is you when you were younger

Dear 12:26 AM,
You have been successfully personified.



What ever happened to flared pants?




Corey Soberlander.


"Art may seem to be in danger of being drowned by talk"
"Verbal anaylsis paralyzes intuitive creation and comprehension"
- by Rudolf Arnheim


You can learn a lot about people by simply holding doors.



Comma Sutra,



Hold Hands. Appreciate your floor boards. Smile.



Cheez-it and marshmellow sandwiches.
Fluff works too. try it.



Anybody remember Devil Sticks?
What does it mean when you get a five o'clock highlight instead of a shadow?




Bubble wrap was originally invented as wallpaper.
Sycamore trees look similar to camouflage upon molting.

Changing your password from something neutral, to something angry, to something too enjoyable, all in one week is either what "it's" about or what "it's" not about.
(For example: wateriscool43... fuckpeople7... smilingrabbitses12... uh?)

Maybe, everything is too easy?

Why not pink gauze? Simeon's Dilemma? Pubococcygeus. I need to wash my ear muffs

I can't wait to do a painting about a friendship necklace. Especially when it's a 40 tied to a string. Also can't wait till my gallery opening doubles as a petting zoo. Totally.





Sorry if I ignore you, sorry if I don't.

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